Monthly Archives: October 2011

Poop So Hard: Giving Liberals A Bad Name

Cop Car Crap

Damn dirty hippies! This is not how you effect political change! It’s bad enough you think bongo circles can heal the world, now you’re literally shitting on authority? Way to make ‘em take you seriously.

I agree with a lot of what they are fighting for, but 99% of the protesting 99% are idiots. Of course, they do not represent the cultural and social diversity that is 100% of the 99% (of which I am a part), but the math gets kind of tricky. I think it would look something like: (X of 99%) of (99% of Y) = Z where Y represents 100%. Or not. Math was never my strong suit. All I know is, the cops got 99 problems and a shit is one. That, and you never saw Martin Luther King Jr. take a shit in public. It’s like Woodstock ’99 down there, just without the rape (thus far.)

Or maybe this guy just really had to take a dump. Hey, politics aside- when you gotta go, you gotta go. Just check out the video below.

WARNING: Video not safe for work, most straight people, and coprophobes. On the other hand, it’s highly recommended for those who thought Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence wasn’t graphic enough.

Cavalcade of Literary Jerks: The Top 10 Jerk Authors of All Time

jerk-shakespeare

Yes, I know it’s been a bit quiet around here. Between Fantastic Fest and the LitReactor launch I’ve been muy busioso. But this isn’t a blog about my personal life, so enough about me! Let’s talk about me! I’ve written a fabulous post over at LitReactor about the top 10 jerk authors of all time. I know most of the people who read this blog are barely literate, but chances are your favorite author is on the list. Go check it out.

Via LitReactor:

Hero worship is a dangerous proposition, especially in literature. Writers are a notoriously temperamental bunch, and few are suited to a Brad Pitt level of public scrutiny. By putting your favorite author on a pedestal, you are setting yourself up for disappointment should you ever choose to peer behind the curtain. This is especially true in our futuristic computer world. The majority of my research for Cavalcade consisted of me Googling “[author's name] is a jerk.” The zeroes and ones did the rest. Used to be in the old days you had to have an altercation with a celebrity on the street to get a bad impression of them. Now it’s as easy as tapping a few keys.