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Succumb To The Genetically Enhanced Love

Naked Splice AlienI would totally have sex with this, uh… chick.

Canadian director Vincenzo Natali (candybarcandybarcandybar) is set to helm the horror flick Splice, a cautionary tale set in the fun filled world of genetic engineering. When two rock star geneticists introduce human DNA into the new species they have created, the result is a sexy animal/human hybrid that could threaten our race’s very existence. I didn’t like this idea when it was called Species, although I did like it when it was called The Fly (courtesy of fellow Canuck, David Cronenberg.) What do you mean, Jeff Goldblum isn’t sexy?

Naked Splice Alien 2

But that’s not really the point, is it? If you were confronted by Sil or Brundle-Fly or this PYT right here, and you knew you were going to die anyway, wouldn’t you want to go out in style? I first raised this question one night while watching Robert Rodriguez’s The Faculty. There’s this scene where an alien masquerading as a naked high school chick is trying to lure a horny teenage boy out of hiding. He’s gonna die anyway, so why wouldn’t he just succumb to the alien love?

Hell, there’s a chance you might even survive a situation like that, as evidenced by Evil Aliens, which contains the most outrageous love scene ever, complete with crazy alien female ejaculation. And, like in that movie, there’s a chance the bloodthirsty female alien could become pregnant and fall for you, and want to raise your child together. It’s worth the risk. Take a chance… on LOVE.

Interested? Check out some more pics HERE.

*Looks like the producer’s strong armed AICN to remove the pics.