Category Archives: Horse Play

The Japanese Have Taken Their Love Of Creepy Underage Bestiality Anime Waaaaaaaaay Too Far

Posted on April 22, 2011 | 5 Comments

Horse-head-anime-sex
And we love them for it. Unfortunately, you’ll have to click on through to see the full image, courtesy of For Your Amusement (Thanks?) We generally don’t censor ourselves here at The Jabber, but this pic is so out there that our lawyers won’t allow us to display it on the front page. So consider yourself warned- by clicking on the above image, you acknowledge your complicity in the manufacture and distribution of obscene material, and are subject to prosecution in an international court of law.

Just kidding! It means you’re a dirty pervert. Enjoy!

And if you are offended and want to lash out at somebody, might I recommend little girls? It is their fault that this exists. If they didn’t love horses so much, some horny old Japanese dude would never have thought to draw this. For shame, little girls, for shame!

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Posted in Anime, Art, Asian Interests, Bestiality, Cartoons, Horse Play, NSFW, Sexuality, Underage Pussy

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Dolphin F*ckers of the World Unite!

Posted on August 7, 2007 | 22 Comments

I’ve made a huge mistake.


Don’t worry, Mr. Starshine, daddy still loves you…

Recently, while posting about Bo Derek’s unnatural love of horses, I made the assumption that any bestiality themed post would send my stats through the proverbial roof. I couldn’t have been more wrong. While my post regarding equine love has preformed well (so to speak), I have learned an important lesson- people want dolphin sex and lots of it! The proof is in the dolphin flavored pudding. I present to you a list of search engine terms that have brought people to my blog. Aside from the occasional reference to a certain magician’s sexuality, it is all dolphin sex, all the time.

sex with dolphins, dolphin sex, dolphin pics, dolphin sex pics, hot dolphin action, dolphin sexuality, dolphin on human sex, human sex with dolphins, delphinic zoophilia, zoophilia a la dolphin, zoophilia with dolphins, zoophilia featuring those lovable creatures known as dolphins, criss angel is gay, rape by dolphin, dolphin rape, dolphin rape whistle, dolphin mace, dolphin masturbation, dolphin role playing, dolphin free tuna, Starkist’s Sexy-time Dolphin Fun Hour, HARDCORE DOLPHIN FUCKING!!!

That’s right, that last one had three exclamation points and was typed in all caps.

Now, what I want to know is, why is dolphin sex so popular? Come on, perverts! Sound off! I know you’re out there. You’ve been reading my blog. Put your penis where your porpoise is and comment. It can be anonymous, I really don’t care. My readership demands answers!

And while you’re at it, I need to know the name of the above artist and if they have any similarly themed work. I can’t make out the signature, and their genius is going unacknowledged!

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Posted in Animal Hijinks, Bestiality, Delphinic Zoophilia, Harry Potter, Horse Play, Sexuality