MS Paint Holocaust: Why does this naked chick have a belt on and why does she have a belly button where her vagina should be?
This week I was invited to make a guest appearance on the awesome fun-time homosexual podchat program know as KISSING CONTEST. Yeah, I’d never heard of it either. But it’s not often I’m offered speaking engagements, so I
begrudgingly humbly accepted the offer. The popular cast is billed as being about movies, television, and sweet boys, and I was assured its rabid fanbase numbered in the tens. It’s hosted by a couple of sleazy white dudes and their young Asian cohort, and is broadcast at 1.21 gigawatts of power from Sawyer’s love den in the heart of the Brooklyn ghetto.
We mainly talked about horror movies and cracked a bunch of racially insensitive jokes. I was a little concerned about my annoying “on air” voice, but was assured I sounded like a regular TBD (tough black dude), which soothed my ego. Unfortunately, that was filthy a lie. When I actually got a chance to listen the cast, I sounded exactly like the whiny Jew that I am. C’est la vie.
Check out Ghoul Chat: Kissing Contest #63 right HERE. Seriously, support these guys. They live in a crack house.
Via The Daily
A few caveats:
1- They’re still making offensive art- offensive to people with good taste, that is!
2- They’re fucking hippies now. In my book, that’s worse than being a Nazi (at least from a fashion standpoint.)
3- They’re still kind of racist. Lamb claims she is a fan of diversity, but when asked about the holocaust, she had this to say-
I just think everyone needs to frickin’ get over it. That’s what I think.
What a sweet little Lamb!
Frankly, now that they’re of age and not as racist, their appeal is kind of lost on me. And what’s up with the hair on blondie? She looks like an old, bloated Debbie Harry. Is she the cancer one? Because if that’s a wig, she can do better. If not, she needs more chemo. I just might have to revoke her bang status. She can still watch me and her sister, though.
Don’t know what the hell I’m talking about? Click HERE.
Posted in Art, Music, Racism, White Power!
Tagged Antisemitism, Cancer, Dirty Hippies, Folk Music, Hitler, Holocaust Myth, Lamb Gaede, Lynx Gaede, Marijuana, Nazis, Prussian Blue, Sexy, Skinheads, the Holocaust, White Nationalism, White Supremacy
In a feeble attempt to prove to the world that they are actually capable of kicking Nazis out of their country, the Cannes film festival has decided to ban Danish auteur Lars Von Trier for his controversial statements at Wednesday’s press conference. You know, 70 years after the fact. Too little, too late, guys.
To be fair, Von Trier was only giving the people what they want- controversy. It’s pretty clear from the above video that this isn’t a Mel Gibson style tirade (who, incidentally, the French paraded down the red carpet for The Beaver screening,) just one of the greatest comedic bombings of all time. This is the type of shit comedian
Dane Cook Jr. Daniel Tosh gets away with every week on his show. If Von Trier had better timing and the French had a better sense of humor, this whole thing would have played like gangbusters. Gangbusters I tells ya!
Another country to add to the hypocrite list? Argentina. Argentinian company DC has refused to distribute Von Trier’s new film, Melancholia, due to the director’s choice of stand-up material. This, despite the fact that said country has been harboring the Führer and his boys from Brazil for over half a decade. Worst misdirection ever.
Fight the power!
So let’s cut Von Trier some slack. The poor little imp is obviously suffering from some sort of identity crisis. He doesn’t know whether he is a Nazi, a Jew, or a bad-ass gangster rapper (as evidenced by his new tattoo.) It doesn’t help that he is clinically depressed, and has to work out his problems on the world stage. And let’s be fair, Cannes- if Mel Gibson and Woody Allen’s daughter-marrying ass are any indication, you’ll be back in love with Von Trier this time next week.
Posted in Film, History, Jews, Racism
Tagged Battle of France, Cannes, Daniel Tosh, Hitler, Holocaust, Lars von Trier, Mel Gibson, Melancholia, Michelle Bombshell McGee, Nazis, Pantera, Surrender Monkeys, The Beaver, We Come From France!
Aw… This is even cuter than a Prussian Blue video! Makes you long for the days when people still wanted to have sex with the Olsen twins. You know, before they turned 18.
Said clip comes from a little cinematic gem know as
Birth of a Nation II To Grandmother’s House We Go. What I want to know is, who’s their grandmother? Gertrud Scholtz-Klink? And how is it nobody at Warner Bros. objected to this? I know this was released in the early 90′s, which is practically pre-civil rights, but still. Studios pay someone to measure the cubic volume of an actor’s crotch bulge; how does throwing chicken at a black guy fly under the radar?
Click to enlarge (the jokes write themselves!)
Map via chinaSMACK.
No wonder American women are running for the border, going black and never coming back and emigrating to Canada (she told me it was strictly for the health care!) Not only does this map confirm stereotypes, it confirms why our women aren’t taking the small-dick-boat to China.
It’s funny- chinaSMACK finds and translates popular stories from Chinese language websites, and they have put their own unique slant (should I use a different word?) on the material in their title:
World penis length map published. Korean males capture the crown
And if you think that’s racist, check out this completely serious and scientific map that correlates IQ scores with average penis size. You can’t have it all, Asia!
Now all we need is a map comparing the distribution of pencil dicks vs. tuna cans.
Posted in Health, Racism, Science, Sexuality, Uncategorized
Tagged Cartography, Genitals, Intelligence, IQ, Pencil Dicks, Penis Enlargement, Penis Size, Small Dicks, Stereotypes, Tuna Cans
Mine: Daddy’s Little Racists Are All Grown Up
Really, Jezebel? Over a year later? Not really on the forefront of the whole white power news thing, are we? Couldn’t you have at least changed the title a little bit? Or bothered to take two extra seconds to search the internet for a high res photo? Talk about lazy. Lynx and Lamb might just be post-filler to you corporate bastards, but to us they are the barely legal embodiment of the American Dream!
Fine, you scooped me on their mom’s plans to start a dating service for white nationals, I’ll give you that. Good to see her moving on with her life. But what about an update on little Lynxie’s health? Are you so cruel that the physical state of our young, white daughters means nothing? For shame! That is racism against racists, sir. In fact, I’m thinking of starting an anti-racist organization called Racists Against Racism Against Racists, or RARAR, for short.
With all due respect, your website was down at the time of this writing, which doesn’t really help your cause. That being said, good luck getting lazy Americans to give up a national holiday, no matter what it celebrates. Half of this country is unaware of the controversy surrounding Columbus Day, and the other half will get all uppity like a bunch of goombas on a bad episode of The Sopranos if you take it away. Plus, they ‘ll want to know why so many Puerto Rican guys are in a video asking for a Native American holiday.
Do we really want to start axing holidays and rewriting history? When you think about it, all national holidays have a modicum of controversy. Not many people know that New Year was an actual person, and that he was a suspected Nazi sympathizer. White people are against Martin Luther King Day because it is a celebration of virile black men taking our women. Cherry Trees everywhere are against President’s Day, because it celebrates the slaughter of their people so they can be made into false teeth. Independence Day celebrates the blowing up of the White House by aliens. Labor Day is actually in recognition of The Labour Party, and has nothing to do with the United States at all. Veterans Day is a holiday for baby-killers. Thanksgiving is like Columbus Day part II. And Christmas, Christmas is the worst of them all. Christmas celebrates the birth of Big Baby Jesus, who was killed and rose from the dead, making him a zombie. And everyone knows that zombies like to eat brains, which makes that time of year especially hard on brains.
Posted in History, Racism, Sociology, Television
Tagged Big Baby Jesus, Columbus Day, Controversy, Genocide, Goomba, Mass Murder, National Holidays, Native Americans, Rape, Sopranos, Zombies
A lazy Mexican. A dirty Jew. A red Chinese. These are the first, fleeting images of the new Bioshock Infinite gameplay trailer. Seen in a blur as the protagonist regains consciousness, the stereotypes congeal into one mammoth, racist work of art. It is our holy duty to guard against the foreign hordes. So begins what is surely to be one of the most racially delicious games of all time.
Is it allegory? Possibly. Is it funny? You betcha. Will the 13 year old in Mississippi get it? Probably not. It doesn’t matter. Video games are for smart people now, so get lost, Hillbilly. Click on the beauty that is the supreme whiteness of George Washington for the fantastic HD video. Foreign hordes aside, this game is gonna kick some serious ass, no matter what color it is.
Bioshock Infinite reinvents the franchise, addressing concerns over the lack of evolution in Bioshock 2. The underwater art deco environment has been replaced with a colonial city in the clouds, although poor Lando Calrissian would not be welcome. The vid showcases some new “plasmids”, such as the murder of crows, and an interesting new system of conveyance that looks extremely unsafe. And let’s not forget the giant flying “Big Daddy” that looks like it was raped by the Hawkman. Can’t wait? Unfortunately, Infinite is not due until sometime in 2012, so you’ll have to. Until then, enjoy the vid.
Posted in Racism, Video Games, White Power!
Tagged Art Deco, Big Daddy, Bioshock Infinite, Cloud City, Colonialism, Gameplay Trailer, Irrational Games, Lando Calrissian, Plasmids, Rapture
Brought to you by Gawker, in conjunction with the idjits behind International Burn A Quran Day.
Is it just me, or do these fanatical religious organizations act out for the same reason D-list celebrities do? Publicity. They are fame whores, addicted to the attention. So wag your tongue all you want, Gawker, you hypocrites, because you love it. If you didn’t, you wouldn’t call attention to it, and you wouldn’t be making money off of it. What you really should be saying is, “Thank god for ignorant racists that want to use the word nigger, because they are our bread and butter. We condem their actions, but we love them.” It is a clear cut case of hate the sin, love the sinner, that would make Florida’s Dove World Outreach Center proud. Because if you’re not a part of the solution, you’re just a craker-ass-cracker, helping spread the message of hate.
At least according to this guy. If he’s right, the Pope is either of the self-hating variety, or he just wants all that sweet, sweet dick for himself. Here’s a quote:
The Pope’s a fucking gay-ass jew-fag, a fucking homo-ass ganster jew, and a motherfucking queer. He’s probably also a n*gger.
And there you have it. That’s straight from the Newswire to your brain. Not much else to add, I just wanted an excuse to post that picture. You’d think ole’ Hutton would like Herr Benedict, what with his nazi background and all.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Gay Pope or Nazi Pope? I can’t decide. It’s like having to choose which of your children to save first in a fire.