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I was compelled to write this entry after the search term “How to suck your own dick” kept repeatedly showing up in my stats (I briefly touched upon the topic here.) I also recently got a hit off of “I can put my penis in my ass,” but I don’t know where that one came from. Autofellatio is obviously a topic people (men) are interested in, so I decided to see what came up when I searched it on Google. Here are the top results:
From If You Could You Would:
A big dick and an limber body don’t belong to everyone, but if you can already get pretty close there are a few tricks you can do to improve and hopefully, get that incredible rush that comes when you finally make contact between your tongue and your own dick.
…practice *definitely* pays off. Before, I could only lick the tip with real strain, legs thrown over my head. Now I am getting the whole juicy head in my mouth plus some shaft, and I can lick halfway down my dick and taste my balls.
Oh, man, that last line is priceless. Sounds like someone describing a particularly good meal. Juicy head. Tasty balls. Sounds scrumptious. I can’t tell if this is a joke, or this guy really loves the taste of his own dick. The handy list of tips included suggests the latter. Some real thought went into this.
College Sex Advice takes what seems to be a more serious approach to the subject, plus it has some sweet hand-drawings. Why is that dude wearing a baseball hat and sneakers? Because he knows he’s a man, that’s why! (Careful with that link, Eugene!)
Even Wikipedia has an entry on the art of autofellatio (NSFW!) Want to know more? Amazon sells a book by the same title. It’s called, The Art of Auto-Fellatio: Oral Sex For One. It is now on my wish list. And then there’s the myriad of self-suck websites that come up, if you want to go the less scholastic route.
I know some of you (women) are probably a little put off by the subject, but I assure you, wanting to suck your own dick is perfectly natural. You don’t have to be ashamed anymore, people! Anyway, I hope this has been both informative and enlightening. I’ve got a lot of stretching to do. I’ll let you know how it goes.