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A typical Friday night
I was compelled to write this entry after the search term “How to suck your own dick” kept repeatedly showing up in my stats (I briefly touched upon the topic here.) I also recently got a hit off of “I can put my penis in my ass,” but I don’t know where that one came from. Autofellatio is obviously a topic people (men) are interested in, so I decided to see what came up when I searched it on Google. Here are the top results:
From If You Could You Would:
A big dick and an limber body don’t belong to everyone, but if you can already get pretty close there are a few tricks you can do to improve and hopefully, get that incredible rush that comes when you finally make contact between your tongue and your own dick.
…practice *definitely* pays off. Before, I could only lick the tip with real strain, legs thrown over my head. Now I am getting the whole juicy head in my mouth plus some shaft, and I can lick halfway down my dick and taste my balls.
Oh, man, that last line is priceless. Sounds like someone describing a particularly good meal. Juicy head. Tasty balls. Sounds scrumptious. I can’t tell if this is a joke, or this guy really loves the taste of his own dick. The handy list of tips included suggests the latter. Some real thought went into this.
You know you're a man! A manny manny man!
College Sex Advice takes what seems to be a more serious approach to the subject, plus it has some sweet hand-drawings. Why is that dude wearing a baseball hat and sneakers? Because he knows he’s a man, that’s why! (Careful with that link, Eugene!)
Even Wikipedia has an entry on the art of autofellatio (NSFW!) Want to know more? Amazon sells a book by the same title. It’s called, The Art of Auto-Fellatio: Oral Sex For One. It is now on my wish list. And then there’s the myriad of self-suck websites that come up, if you want to go the less scholastic route.
I know some of you (women) are probably a little put off by the subject, but I assure you, wanting to suck your own dick is perfectly natural. You don’t have to be ashamed anymore, people! Anyway, I hope this has been both informative and enlightening. I’ve got a lot of stretching to do. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Siphoning from the ass tank
