Category Archives: Suicide

I Am 82 Day Hey-Soos and I Am Going To Kill Myself In 82 Days

Posted on February 12, 2008 | 6 Comments

82 DAY HEY-SOOS

I am going to kill myself in 82 days. Why? So I can beat that bitch to the punch by 24 hours. It’ll be a photo finish. This blog is not a cry for help or even to get attention. I’m not depressed and nothing extremely horrible has lead me to this decision. I just want to take the wind out of her sails. It will make me that much famouser. My generation has had no great depression, no great war and our biggest obstacle is beating Halo 3. Really? Are you really gonna use a quote from Fight Club to justify taking your own life? That doesn’t seem a little obvious?

Anyways, please don’t attempt to “help” me. If you truly want to help, please don’t support this charade, ha ha, you are. K, thx, bye.

-Hey-soos.

What the fuck is this all about?

LonelyGirl15
90 DayJane

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Posted in 82 Day Hey-Soos, 90 Day Jane, Fight Club, Internet Hoax, Suicide

Director Terry Gilliam Kills Heath Ledger?

Posted on January 22, 2008 | 7 Comments
Corky Thatcher, all growed up

Actor Heath Ledger was found dead today in a Manhattan apartment from an apparent drug related suicide. According to police, Ledger was found naked and unconscious next to a pile of prescription medication by his masseuse. Initial reports erroneously claimed the apartment to be owned by Mary-Kate Olsen, until it was discovered that the pills in question were not for dieting. Ledger was 28 years old.

The actor was in the process of filming Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Gilliam’s productions are notoriously problematic, leading some to go as far as to say the director is cursed. Disagreements with studio heads, financial problems, injury and even acts of god have all plagued Gilliam films in the past. Now death can be added to that list.

This is ironic considering the pictures of Ledger on the set of Parnassus that circulated the web a few weeks back. Misleading headlines such as Heath Ledger Hangs Himself prompted mild outrage within the blogosphere. If you ask me, so called journalists should be more responsible.

UPDATE:
A rep for the Ledger family is saying that the death was accidental, and if you ask me, I’d be inclined to agree. You don’t get all naked and call for a masseuse if you are planning on killing yourself. More info HERE.

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Posted in Drugs, Film, Heath Ledger, Mary-Kate Olsen, Suicide, Terry Gilliam, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus