It has been an eventful couple of months. I got divorced, the cancer is in remission, and I am now a bronze medal wheat stooker in the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan.
Despite not posting anything new for almost two full months, I have still managed to draw a good deuce/three quarter deuce a day in hits. Never underestimate the public’s unflagging interest in bestiality and Jakob Dylan. Shocking, I know. Who would have thought so many people were into Bob’s not-so-secret shame?
Anyways, every since the scandal that was Farkgate, I’ve become a little disillusioned and come to the conclusion that blogs, like tattoos, are not as cool as they were before everyone had one. I will continue to contribute to the glut of e-pontification, but this is in no way a commitment to consistent content on my part. (Wow, I haven’t seen that many C-words in one place since Mother’s Day. Ba-ZING!)
Stay tuned…
My comrades and I in the mother-country. I’m the one next to Bogdana.
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Tagged: Bestiality, Blogging, Jakob Dylan, Mother's Day, USSR
September 25, 2007 · 1 Comment
I know there has been a lot of talk of “balls” here lately, but now it’s the asses’ turn! The new No Country For Old Men red band trailer kicks so much ass, my torso goes straight to leg now. The Coen Brothers’ McCarthy adaptation is looking better and better. Brolin is the man-miggity, Tommy Lee (Jones) knows his way around a crotchety old man, and Javier Bardem is the most evil half-Mexican, Dutch boy Oompa Loompa I have ever seen! Click picture to view the ass-kickery.
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
Categories: Ass Kickery · Books · Coen Brothers · Cormac McCarthy · Film · No Country For Old Men · Testicles · Uncategorized
Why do people blog? Do we really need to know everyone’s opinion?
That being said, here is what you will find here: a repository of amusing tidbits I have culled from the interweb, mostly while at work (as opposed to being productive,) with a dash of my (un)original wit mixed in. And by you, I mean no one, because who really wants to read another blog?
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