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Poop So Hard: Giving Liberals A Bad Name

Cop Car Crap

Damn dirty hippies! This is not how you effect political change! It’s bad enough you think bongo circles can heal the world, now you’re literally shitting on authority? Way to make ‘em take you seriously.

I agree with a lot of what they are fighting for, but 99% of the protesting 99% are idiots. Of course, they do not represent the cultural and social diversity that is 100% of the 99% (of which I am a part), but the math gets kind of tricky. I think it would look something like: (X of 99%) of (99% of Y) = Z where Y represents 100%. Or not. Math was never my strong suit. All I know is, the cops got 99 problems and a shit is one. That, and you never saw Martin Luther King Jr. take a shit in public. It’s like Woodstock ’99 down there, just without the rape (thus far.)

Or maybe this guy just really had to take a dump. Hey, politics aside- when you gotta go, you gotta go. Just check out the video below.

WARNING: Video not safe for work, most straight people, and coprophobes. On the other hand, it’s highly recommended for those who thought Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence wasn’t graphic enough.