WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH AQUATIC MAMMALS SO BAD?!?! I’m tired of writing about it, but the public will not be sated. I feel like butch lesbian Mister Rogers in The Godfather Part III.
Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry dated the nudist and she strains to open the pickle jar? Yup. Bad naked.
So apparently there is some lady scientist who swims naked with beluga whales because they “don’t like clothes.” At least that’s what the men tell her, as they watch her frolic in sub-zero water from the safety of their parkas. They claim it’s all done in the name of “science,” but we know the TRUTH. Scientists are perverts.
What's beluga for "she touched my bathing suit area?"
Leave it to the Russians. 90% of all internet porn comes from that area of the world, yet they are still pushing boundaries and innovating. Government subsidized bestiality porn masquerading as science may just be their masterstroke.
