This is why they’ll never make an Aquaman movie. Not only is he completely lame (his superpower is talking to fish,) but he’s a certified sex-pervert as well. You’d think he’d be all about some sort of Ariel/Little Mermaid fetish, but no- he wants to blast your kids in the face with goat semen. He swims around, goat under arm, waiting for some unsuspecting child to wander close enough to the water then BLAMMO! Consider yourself goat-jizzed, Aquaman style.
Or maybe this is just his misguided way of trying to be more like Spiderman. Because everyone knows Spiderman is the best- especially his grandma.
More unintentionally funny comic book panels HERE. Apparently all superhero comics are metaphors for the awkwardness of teenage sexuality.
