Oh, that’s right, because the President used “Geronimo” as a code name for Osama Bin Diesel. At first I didn’t understand the outrage, because I thought that Geronimo was the name of the mission, like Operation Dumbo Drop. The SEALS helicoptered in, yelling Geronimo! as they rappelled to the ground, like you would when jumping into a lake or into bed with an ugly woman. But no, turns out it was a direct reference, and people are pissed.
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“Think of the outcry if they had used any other ethnic group’s hero,” the Onondaga Council of Chiefs said in a release Tuesday, “like Mandingo or Blacula or Shaft (in Africa.)”
Hm… Geronimo is considered a “hero” because he resisted the white man. Sounds like an appropriate appropriation to me.
“Geronimo is arguably the most recognized Native American name in the world*, other than Chief Noc-a-Homa of the Atlanta Braves” the chiefs said, “and this comparison only serves to perpetuate negative stereotypes about our people.”
Well make up your mind, is he a hero or a stereotype? Are you offended because using his moniker as a code for the most hated man in the world is disrespectful to him, or because it makes all Native people look like white-hating savages? (Which, again, I can see the correlation.)
* Pocahontas doesn’t count, because she was a woman.
Posted in History, Native American Studies, Politics, Sports
Tagged Atlanta Braves, Barack Obama, Cereal, Geronimo, Navy SEALS, Noc-a-homa, Osama Bin Laden, Pocahontas, Terrorism
Martin Luther King Jr. was a whore-beating, speech plagiarizing sonofabitch with a secret identity and ties to the communist party- at least according to an anonymous email circulated back in 2003. Surprised? Don’t be. You know your racist white granny sent you that shit dozens of times before she moved on to the one about Barack Obama being the Antichrist.
According to the mythbusters over at Snopes, the info in that email runs the gamut from malicious half-truth to full-on fabrication. Personally, I’m a little disappointed MLK didn’t use church money to have drunken sex parties with white hookers. It would have made him so much more relatable. At least we know he liked to get his extra-marital bang on, as corroborated by the private audio tapes of J. Edgar Hoover. Listening to alleged communists have sex is what got that kinky audio voyeur OFF!
This may seem like a strange way to celebrate such a great man, but let’s remember, that’s exactly what he was- a man. And like most men, he probably craved strange like Ted Nugent on speed. I can see him now, frothing at the mouth, screaming “Wango Tango!” and shaking his dick at anything in a skirt. Ted Nugent, that is, not MLK. I suspect The King had more of a Barry White vibe. The point is, you’ve got to humanize your heroes, people, not deify them. They’re just like you and me. Unlike celebrities, who are better than us all.
He’s also the Antichrist, so hide yo kids, hide yo wife. Lars Von Trier and Republicans tried to warn us, but we wouldn’t listen. The only way to defeat him is to drill a hole in his leg and make him ejaculate blood with the help of a mystical talking fox. Watch yourself! Cuz this is one insatiable pussy crook who won’t be stopped. He wants to take away your guns and give your money to lazy minorities. He wants to create an Islamic socialist paradise where chaos reigns.
It’s amazing people are still afraid of this when Obama has proven ineffectual on most of his grandiose liberal promises.
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Posted in Film, Politics, Religion
Tagged Antichrist, Antoine Dodson, Barack Obama, Chaos Reigns, Islam, Lars von Trier, Mystikal, Polygamy, President, Pussy Crook, Tobacco
You new here? I don’t think I’ve seen you around before. Me? I come here all the time. I know the owner. I could show you around if you like. What do you mean, you have a boyfriend and he’ll be here any minute? I was just trying to be friendly.
How about you? If this is your first visit and you are not sure where to start, why not try some of our most popular posts?
HOW TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK – Pretty self explanatory. thejamminjabber is not responsible for any neck injuries.
BO DEREK HAS TAKEN HER LOVE OF HORSES A LITTLE TOO FAR – She really likes horses.
DOLPHIN FUCKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE – One of our more popular zoophilia themed posts.
JAKOB DYLAN HAD SEX WITH A ONE-BREASTED STRIPPER WHO KILLED HERSELF – This one is completely true.
Or, if you are feeling more adventurous, here are a few criminally underrated gems.
HAVING SEX WITH YOUR CLONE DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY – Trust me, I know.
ORCAS WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF OUR WOMEN – A variation on a popular jammer theme.
MOO AND OINK ARE FUCKING RACISTS – Scream for ribs!
BARACK OBAMA WANTS TO KNOW “WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?” – Take a look back at a time before we had a black president.
SEAN PENN GOES FULL HOMO FOR THE WIN! – Like going full retard, but more fabulous.
If you haven’t had enough after all that, go balls deep and explore the site. There is plenty of depravity to choose from.
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged Barack Obama, Best Of, Bestiality, Clone Sex, Deep Cuts, Delphinic Zoophilia, dolphin sex, Full Homo, Jakob Dylan, Julien Donkey Boy, Moo and Oink, Oscars, Sean Penn
Excuse me while I scratch my chin...
Courtesy of Rick Mills, the man who brought us Naked Spiderman- whose website is a rabbit hole of stunted Freudian sexuality begging to be analyzed- we proudly present… Captain America’s dick!
That’s right- it’s big and it’s black, and it’s turning the American dream on it’s head and tickling it’s chin. Now that we have a black president, it is an even more appropriate representation of what it means to be a member of this proud nation. Kudos to Tracy Morgan for having the courage to bare it all in these patriotic pics. Click away for the glorious uncensored versions.
But that’s not all! Order now and we’ll throw in Naked Daredevil slow-dancing with a butch lesbian! Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, eat your collective heart out!
Click on me, and you'll wish YOU were blind.
Posted in Comics, Entertainment, Sexuality
Tagged Barack Obama, Ben Affleck, Body Painting, Butch Dykes, Captain America's Dick, Daredevil, Jennifer Garner, Naked Spiderman, Naked Superheroes, Nerd Spank Material, Rick Mills, Ruth Mills, Tracy Morgan, Transvestites