I finally understand Christianity. From the New International Version, what is considered by many to be the dirtiest passage in the whole Bible:
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt.
20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
So what we have here is a horny slut fantasizing about big black dicks (it takes place in Egypt) and hot, steamy loads. I’d have to check with an erotic historian, but this also might be the first documented record of bukkake. I don’t know why the dicks are specifically likened to a donkey’s while the loads are those of horses, though. I guess that was just her preference. You’d think horse and donkey dick and their respective quantity of ejaculate would be similar enough.
Again, this is all in the freakin’ Bible!!!