MY EYES!!! I'M BLIND!!!
I know I’m a little late on the whole John Lennon anniversary thing, but here’s my own bizarre, belated contribution to the celebration (celebration?) SHUNTING JOKO!!! The amorphous blob of ineffectual hippy love with 16 heads and 1 anus! (S)he will consume and subsume, rendering your meager lives inert with his(er) grandiose proclamations of healing do-goodery. If you see this creature, DO NOT ENGAGE, or THIS will happen:
Thankfully, the kaleidoscopic effect masks the tufty sprouts of sphincter hair visible in the original picture. So there’s that.
Rat vs Severed Zombie Penis
Ali vs. Frazier. Spy vs. Spy. Frost vs. Nixon. None compare to the epic clash of the titans that is Rat vs. Severed Zombie Penis. Even if Brian Yuzna gives us nothing else (other than more crappy Re-animator sequels) he will die a cinematic genius. Behold his legacy- an inspired confrontation between a spunky rodent and a re-animated human wang. Who will emerge victorious? It is hard to say. This isn’t the first time the murine has gone up against the male member. Remember the Sad Raccoon vs. the Penis?
You know what else is great about Beyond Re-animator? This music video from the DVD bonus features. Re-animate your feet!
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Five-Oh said, "Freeze," and I got numb...
Things are getting increasingly more schizophrenic around here. My usual cavalcade of shits and tits has been infiltrated by my more serious side, resulting in a bi-polar mess of the literary and the profane. I tried to keep my disparate writing styles compartmentalized, but they finally seemed to merge into one amorphous blob, like in Brian Yuzna’s Society. God help us all.
That being said, I have a new review up at Twitch Film. Check it out.
MESRINE:L’instinct de mort and L’ennemi public n° 1
No, these are not some snooty French art films, they are badass gangster pictures starring everyone’s favorite madman, Vincent Cassel!