Consider yourself accepting? Tolerant? Inclusive? Do you hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal and are endowed with certain inalienable rights to fuck what they will? Then you’ll want to get in on the ground floor of the latest rights movement- the sexual rights of zoophiles!
That’s right! Gay is passe. Bestiality is the new civil rights movement. You know how you made fun of your great grandparents for owning black people? Well, you don’t want your ancestors to think you were a square because you turned up your nose at a bit of dog fucking, do you? You want to be the Abraham Lincoln to the zoophiles slaves. You want to be Moses. Go forth and shout it from the mountain tops- Let my people go, America, LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!
The movement goes at least as far back as 2009, when THIS article was published by The Palm Beach New Times, but longtime readers know that the jabber has been documenting the zoophile’s struggle since 2007. In the interest of journalistic integrity, we haven’t taken sides, but it should be pretty obvious what our intentions are- making fun of anything and everything! Equality For All!!!