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The Future Rapist Club Presents- The Ottoman Humpers

What the fuck is this? Four young bucks showing the ladies how they do the do? The most homoerotic display of machismo ever filmed? A group of burgeoning furniture fetishists? Or a pack of future rapists being home schooled?

Either way, it seems like they wanted this out there. How are they not embarrassed? Do girls actually watch this video and think, I want to be that ottoman? I want “pipelayer” inside me? And would those moves even work on a woman who is not a piece of furniture? I know brothers are supposed to be hung, but are their dicks shaped like crazy straws too? Unfortunately, this misguided attempt at broadcasting sexual technique only serves to perpetuate the stereotype that black dudes will fuck anything.

Nothing screams “virgin” more than all male furniture fucking. In the interest of helping these desperate dudes get laid, please send this animated gif(t) to all your available lady friends. It is a guaranteed panty-dropper.

Ottoman Humpers

Totally NOT gay