Excuse me while I scratch my chin...
Courtesy of Rick Mills, the man who brought us Naked Spiderman- whose website is a rabbit hole of stunted Freudian sexuality begging to be analyzed- we proudly present… Captain America’s dick!
That’s right- it’s big and it’s black, and it’s turning the American dream on it’s head and tickling it’s chin. Now that we have a black president, it is an even more appropriate representation of what it means to be a member of this proud nation. Kudos to Tracy Morgan for having the courage to bare it all in these patriotic pics. Click away for the glorious uncensored versions.
But that’s not all! Order now and we’ll throw in Naked Daredevil slow-dancing with a butch lesbian! Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, eat your collective heart out!
Click on me, and you'll wish YOU were blind.
