Via The Daily
A few caveats:
1- They’re still making offensive art- offensive to people with good taste, that is!
2- They’re fucking hippies now. In my book, that’s worse than being a Nazi (at least from a fashion standpoint.)
3- They’re still kind of racist. Lamb claims she is a fan of diversity, but when asked about the holocaust, she had this to say-
I just think everyone needs to frickin’ get over it. That’s what I think.
What a sweet little Lamb!
Frankly, now that they’re of age and not as racist, their appeal is kind of lost on me. And what’s up with the hair on blondie? She looks like an old, bloated Debbie Harry. Is she the cancer one? Because if that’s a wig, she can do better. If not, she needs more chemo. I just might have to revoke her bang status. She can still watch me and her sister, though.
Don’t know what the hell I’m talking about? Click HERE.
Posted in Art, Music, Racism, White Power!
Tagged Antisemitism, Cancer, Dirty Hippies, Folk Music, Hitler, Holocaust Myth, Lamb Gaede, Lynx Gaede, Marijuana, Nazis, Prussian Blue, Sexy, Skinheads, the Holocaust, White Nationalism, White Supremacy
Isn’t it obvious, you stupid hippie? Do I have to spell it out for you? You may think you’re co-opting The Fuhrer’s birthday in an effort to “take it back,” but you’re actually playing right into his Aryan hands. In case you were too baked to realize, smoking weed is one giant metaphor for the evil perpetrated during the Holocaust. Not convinced? Many aspects of weed culture have a Nazi equivalent. Take “hotboxing” for example. The Nazis invented hotboxing, only back then they called it “the gas chamber.” So every time you hotbox, you are participating in a reenactment of the tragic killing of innocent Jews. Not so “far out” now, is it, man?
So go ahead, keep smoking your weed. It’s not hurting anyone. Hitler wants you to dull your senses and forget the past, forget the truth. He is biding his time until you’re all sufficiently wasted, at which point he will rise from the grave and take over the world!!! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Posted in Drugs, History, Jews
Tagged 4/20, Antisemitism, Dirty Hippies, Gas Chambers, Hitler, Hitler's Birthday, Holocaust, Hotboxing, Nazi Zombies, Nazis, Weed, Zombie Hitler
MY EYES!!! I'M BLIND!!!
I know I’m a little late on the whole John Lennon anniversary thing, but here’s my own bizarre, belated contribution to the celebration (celebration?) SHUNTING JOKO!!! The amorphous blob of ineffectual hippy love with 16 heads and 1 anus! (S)he will consume and subsume, rendering your meager lives inert with his(er) grandiose proclamations of healing do-goodery. If you see this creature, DO NOT ENGAGE, or THIS will happen:
Thankfully, the kaleidoscopic effect masks the tufty sprouts of sphincter hair visible in the original picture. So there’s that.
Rat vs Severed Zombie Penis
It’s time once again to play everyone’s favorite new game, “Ladies, what would you rather?” This weeks feminine quandary- would you rather make love to a hippy with 8 cocks, or have your lady-bits pleasured by the hirsute mandibles of a giant arachnid? Specific, I know, but not completely out of the realm of possibilities. Both suitors are equally hairy, but the later won’t ask you out on a date to a drum circle in the “quad.” Choose your fate wisely.
(Also, keep in mind that spider picture is from a public service campaign, so he probably has AIDS, and everyone knows that SPIDER AIDS is especially bad.)
Posted in Sexuality, Television
Tagged Arachnid Cunnilingus, Arachnids, Dirty Hippies, Hippy Sex, Noel Fielding, Spider AIDS, Spider Dijon, Spider Lovin, Spiderlingus, Spiders, The Mighty Bush
Time to get all postmodern on dat azz. I’ve got a new review of Pynchon’s hippie genre goolash, Inherent Vice, over @ The Cult. Read it and weep. For the sixties.
I’d like to think Pynchon would enjoy this blog, if he ever read it. We’ve got a similar vulgar, borderline juvenile sense of humor. You know dude would totally be intrigued by dolphin sex.
Posted in Books, Criticism, Entertainment, Television
Tagged Chuck Palahniuk, Dirty Hippies, Inherent Vice, Opi, Opinions Are Like Assholes, the 60's, The Cult, The Simpson's, Thomas Pynchon