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Isn’t it obvious, you stupid hippie? Do I have to spell it out for you? You may think you’re co-opting The Fuhrer’s birthday in an effort to “take it back,” but you’re actually playing right into his Aryan hands. In case you were too baked to realize, smoking weed is one giant metaphor for the evil perpetrated during the Holocaust. Not convinced? Many aspects of weed culture have a Nazi equivalent. Take “hotboxing” for example. The Nazis invented hotboxing, only back then they called it “the gas chamber.” So every time you hotbox, you are participating in a reenactment of the tragic killing of innocent Jews. Not so “far out” now, is it, man?

So go ahead, keep smoking your weed. It’s not hurting anyone. Hitler wants you to dull your senses and forget the past, forget the truth. He is biding his time until you’re all sufficiently wasted, at which point he will rise from the grave and take over the world!!! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!