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30 Seconds To Douche Chills

If you even make it that far. 17 years after Kurt Cobain killed himself, Jared Leto makes me want to do the same. Out of embarrassment.  He claims he made this video back when they (Van Zant?) were making a movie about the troubled troubadour because he wanted to “explore the character.” Bullshit. You made it yesterday because you want people to pay attention to you. I’m sure Courtney Love will eat this up and will probably want to bang you because of it, but the majority of people who aren’t enamored with your shitty band will most likely find it unwatchable. You’re no Kurt Cobain. You’re barely a Tom Delonge. In fact, I’d like to see the two of you duke it out for the title of “World’s Cheesiest Douche Rocker.” So the next time you decide to play dress up, stick to the pink mohawks and guy-liner. Leave our heroes out of it.

Jared Leto Pink Mohawk

Transexual Punk Rock Rooster