For those of you feigning outrage over the marriage of Courtney Stodden to that aging lesbian who was on Lost for like five seconds:
Whoever the fuck she is, wherever the fuck she came from- she is not 16. Look at her face.
Maybe she is a cougar from the future, whose cryogenically frozen head was thawed and grafted onto the body of a much younger woman. Or maybe she was mauled by a dog and needed face replacement surgery, and the only available donor was a 40 year old transvestite prostitute. Maybe this is a brilliant piece of post-modernist performance art commenting on the sexualization of children in the media. Or maybe she’s just some old-ass gold digger who works out a lot, pulling a fast one on a creepy horndog.
Or maybe, this whole thing is a fucking publicity stunt perpetrated by a second rate TV actor and a wannabe celebucunt.
You can’t tell me this video is serious. Are people that deluded about their creative capabilities? It literally sounds like the inside of an asshole. For those lucky enough to have missed it, but masochistic enough to press play, I present Courtney Stodden performing her debut single, Don’t Put Your Old Man Jizz On Me (Because The Ending of Lost Sucked).
Alright, maybe it is serious. This bitch is dumb as a bag of retarded hammers. Are you ready to cringe? Get ready to cringe. Here she is talking to some cable access priest with a speech impediment whose only sexual experience involved a notary embosser and the underside of an altar boy’s bean bag. Makes me want to stab humanity in the uterus.