Miley passes her "sell by" date
Pedophiles rejoice! Miley Cyrus is no longer underage! Although, I guess therein lies the attraction, so this will be a day of mourning for some. But for those of you who like to walk a fine line between socially acceptable and jailable offense… Miley Cyrus is officially legal!
To celebrate, Egotastic has posted an hilarious tribute video, chronicling Miley’s transformation from tween starlet to full-blown slutbag. I would have posted it here, but apparently Miley’s underage cleavage and camel toe are property of Sony Music Entertainment, so you can only view it on youtube.
Personally, I don’t see it. She’s a bit… husky for my tastes. And awkward. When she’s trying to be sexy, it’s more like a mentally challenged orangutan emulating sexy. But to each his own. We know Billy Ray likes it.
Enjoy it while it lasts, Miley. 18 is the beginning of the end. At least we still have that chick from Gossip Girls with the shitty band who flashes her underage chest meat at shows. Now she’s sexy.
