This isn’t a list of which state has the best sex offenders, merely a list of which state is most aware of its sex offenders. I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but yeah Florida! Way to be the place where creepy, old pedophiles who aren’t very discreet go to die.
After reading the authors description of what this list is about… I’m still not sure what this list is about:
This is my list of the top 10 things people have asked for when they wanted to ask me to express their dogs anal glands.
I’m totally gay for this list. I love the fact that 9 out of 10 hypocritical religious homophobes turn out to be closet ass pirates. Shiver me timbers!
Personally, I would have called this list: Top Ten Quotes From Marvel Comics That I Will Absolutely Start Yelling During Sex. It’s clobberin’ time!
The awesomeness is self explanatory.
I’m white, and I’ve been known to perform The Humpty Dance during Karaoke a time or seven.
These pictures are pretty awesome, but it was the spelling in the title that secured its place on the list. Try saying it out loud like a surprised Asian dude. Trust me.
I don’t know what Shin Megami Tensei is, but if there is one thing repressed Japanese people know, it is freaky anime demon sex.
This list should just really be called The Top Ten Shitty Superhero Movies.
Which is not actually a list, but contains a vid entitled Top Ten Sluttiest Girls On Maury for your viewing pleasure.