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What’ll it be, ladies? Long and thin or short and stout? What would be more pleasurable- an 8 inch dick that’s one inch thick, or a 1 inch dick that’s 8 inches thick? Because I know what meat-head jocks think you think. One of the first links to come up when you Google “pencil dick vs. tuna can” is this hotbed of homophobia/homo-eroticism from the Bodybuilding.com forum entitled What’s The Ideal Penis Size? (No Homo). Seriously. The highlights:
well i hear girls say all the time that it’s too big etc etc.
so im wonderin whats the ideal penis size.Wallet size is more important than penis size
Female vag is 8 inches long so u want 8 inches brah
every girl I have ever asked has said that 7-9 inches is perfect, smaller is too small, bigger is too big.
length doesn’t matter .. 7 inch is good but most matters is girth.. good size girth is probably 4 inches i think?
also to seal this post off, no homo
7 inches long, 6 inches in girth is perfect
u shouldnt say no homo cuz u look like zac efron, its not right dude, its not right (shakes head and walks away)
cut or uncut?
wtf? you must be insecure about your sexuality, and how the **** do i look like zac? i got a haircut ill actually post up my new appearance and get flamed
they don’t want a pencil dick, or a tuna can. So somewhere in between
Aha different for evey woman, a 5ft girl ain’t gonna have as deep as a 6ft girl via common sense.
PERSONALLY I LIKE 15 INCHS RIGHT INTO MY ASS. No ****ing homo.
you don’t need to ****ing put no homo, especially when talking about what pleasures the woman most.
I’m pretty sure they feel it when I slam my cock into their uterus
5″ cock
9.3″ girththat’s fiscally impossible
I might not hit bottom but I will stretch the edges
Most girls honestly don’t care. As long as your above 5″ you’ll be strait. Unless your trying to F*ck a black girl.
Maybe my math is off, but most of these guys claiming they have dicks with a circumference of 6 plus inches are small dick poseurs. My wrist isn’t that thick! The level of insecure douche-braggery is mind boggling. Notice how none of these juice heads mention their balls, because they are probably all on steroids and have cashew-nads.
