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The Lactating Step Daughter And Other eRotic Tales

Lactating Step Daughter

Does a body good.

We all know the internet’s a strange place. Hell, I’m a major contributor. But it’s only strange because the world is strange- we just never had such unprecedented access before. In my day, you’d actually have to go to the library and dig around in these things called “books” to sate your curiosity for the curious. How do you think I learned about the Aves and the Apis? The encyclopedia and my mother’s romance novels, that’s how. Thanks, mom.

Speaking of books and the internet and romance, have you checked out the eBook eRotica scene lately? It’s like the wild west out there, if cacti and dirt were incest fantasies and Lolita fetishes. (Strangely enough, both the west and eRotica contain a plethora of steers and queers. Brokeback Borracho!)

Intrigued? Titilated? Looking to make a quick buck? Then check out my article on The Wild West World of eBook Only Erotica over at my writing day job, LitReactor:

We’re not talking Lady Chatterley’s Lover or The Story of O, here. Hell, we’re not even talking the bodice-ripping pirate rape of your mother’s Harlequin Romance. This is unabashed, down and dirty fuck fiction, made specifically to put money in pockets and a rocket in yours.

eBook eRotica Covers

I even try my hand at writing my own eRotic story, although what I wound up with was certainly less pornographic than Fresh Teen Sluts: Bath Time With Daddy or Little Virgin Sister’s Webcam Show. I went a little more… classical. I guess that’s the influence of my mother’s romance novels.  An excerpt, submitted for your one-handed approval:

The undergrowth of her undercarriage shimmered with the sheen of her musk. Glistening liquid orbs trickled down the shaft of her pubic fronds, breaking up into even smaller droplets, ejected in an arc like seed as they met the pliant flesh of her quivering pussy cheeks. These satellite droplets fell like tears, splashing off the porcelain cliffs of her inner thighs, and ran down in rivulets to fill the basin of her cleft like some geological formation at the dawn of time.

“Be gentle, Sir Knight. It is my first time.”

She didn’t say it- she breathed it. The plea tumbled out in a whisper, the word “time” barely avoiding being sucked back in on a sharp intake of air as a finger dipped into her honey-pot.

“That makes this a first for me as well,” The Knight cooed like an over-confident pigeon. “For I have only known the hospitality of a lady by force.”

Her body stiffened, eliciting a smile.

“But you are different, my lady. You are the first I have wanted to give of herself… willingly.”

He hovered over her body, the proof of his words bouncing like a diving board moments after its athlete has gracefully floated towards the watery depths.

“My warrior is yours to command.”

Click on over to LitReactor to find out what happens next. I’ll give you a hint: it involves blue balls and Spike Lee references.

You Can’t Spell “Entity” Without “Tity”

Entity Grope

Click to make Casper go away

Otherwise, what’s he gonna hold onto while he’s banging you?

And I’m assuming it’s a “he” here, as Barbara Hershey is the object of said assailant’s invisible affection. Although I suppose the titular (!) entity could be a lady-ghost with a strap-on, if you want to rail against the use of so-called sexist pronouns. But being rape is involved, I’m sure the feminist contingent will be all, no thanks, a man probably did it. No need for gender-inclusive language here.

The Entity Poster

Have no idea what I’m talking about? Long before Hershey was molesting her daughter in Black Swan (HERE), she was being molested by a paranormal sex offender in 1982′s The Entity. The film is probably best known for its special effects (by none other than Stan Winston) which include Hershey’s kisses being magically “groped” by invisible hands. It was truly groundbreaking work at the time and is breathtaking to behold.

The bulk of The Entity holds up surprisingly well, insinuating the “attacks” might be some sort of psychological byproduct of Hershey’s incestuous relationship with her hot Puerto Rican son. But then the third act goes completely off the rails when a group of parapsychologists build a full-scale model of her house as a trap and attempt to freeze the entity in liquid helium.

What’s even crazier, is that the film is based on a novel that is purportedly based on a real life incident. Maybe it’s in the book, but I can’t possibly imagine the whole freezing-the-entity-like-Han-Solo escapade happened in real life. It’s too far-fetched. Demon rape is one thing. The rest sounds too much like Ghostbusters.

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Introducing- The World’s Youngest Pregnant Woman (girl)

pregnant-5-year-old

Congratulations!

Five. Years. Old. Suddenly all those underage trim jokes don’t seem so funny. I mean, what kind of person is sexually attracted to this? Everyone knows little girls don’t become sexy till at least twelve.

I kid, I kid. Incest is best totally wrong and gross. Unless it’s the Milton Twins (NSFW and probably NSFPC’s, either.) Oh, who am I kidding? It’s still gross. But only because they have foreheads you could land a 747 on. Their noggins are so big and white, it’s like an extra ass cheek. You can’t tell the difference between a blowjob and anal sex with those two. But seriously folks, back to the subject at hand. Click HERE for all the technical mumbo jumbo, courtesy of Snopes.

Apparently this genetic freak show has been having regular periods since the age of three. THREE! You thought the terrible twos were bad, what about a toddler on the rag? Poor mommy’s changing diapers and tampons. The worst of both worlds.

Grandpa Daddy Daughter Son

Grandpa/Daddy/Daddy - Daughter/Mom/Sister - Grandson/Brother/Son

Everyone knows pregnant women are disgusting (also HERE and HERE.) Combine that with how annoying children are and you’ve got a winning combination. Sell that brat to the circus and charge two bits a gander.

Also, why is her father the doctor from The Human Centipede? He brings people together in more ways than one.

Films I’ve Seen That Contain Underage Nudity: El Castillo de la Pureza

Welcome to the first of what I hope will be an ongoing series of posts entitled: Films I’ve Seen That Contain Underage Nudity. How regular a feature this will be, I cannot say. I guess it depends on how many European art films I have time to watch. Any excuse to get kids out of their kit with those guys.

Castillo de la pureza

Castillo de la Pureza

Our first entry- El Castillo de la Pureza (AKA Castle of Purity)- is like the Mexican precursor to Giorgos Lanthimos’ Dogtooth. It is the story of a man who locks his family inside their home to protect them from the evils of the world. Made almost forty years prior to Dogtooth, Castillo still manages to out-shock that film by including a seemingly unnecessary (read: sexy) scene of a ten year-old girl and her sister taking a shower. But do not be decieved, this moment of voyeurism serves to cast the viewer in the role of lecherous outsider, thereby making a case for the actions of the father. It is a neat little cinematic trick, and a great excuse to film some underage trimless trim!

Castle of Purity incest

Your brother cannot satisfy you like Papa can... You need a REAL man.

You could never get away with this in an American film, which is why foreign cinema will always be superior. As an added bonus, Castillo is also chock-full of brother/sister sexual tension. The wrath of Father is incurred when he finds out his son has been touching sister’s pussy parts. Let this be a lesson to you, Papa. When hormones run awry, fingers will find the pie!

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