And she is about her father’s business. Following in the footsteps of her parents, Willow Smith pops a squat and unleashes this steaming turd on the chest of humanity. Devo are rolling in their graves, although I wouldn’t be surprised if those graves are filled with Will Smith’s money, as he continues to buy his talentless offspring fame. “What do you want for your Birthday this year, honey? A singing career? Done. I haven’t donated all our money to Scientology yet.”
It’s nice to see black people co-opting white people’s shit for a change, but haven’t we been down this road? Remember Wicked Wisdom, Jada Pinkett’s short lived metal band? I know we all tried to forget, but let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we?
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And speaking of buying careers, I know you’re all wondering what’s going on with little Karate Kid Jaden Smith. Turns out, M. Night Shyamalan still had a vestige of a soul, because he just sold it to Will Smith. This is what happens when turds collide: Night will be developing One Thousand AE as a starring vehicle for the young set of ears. Lovers of train wrecks everywhere just got disaster boners.
I'm the money, he's the puppet
