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Pencil Dick vs. Tuna Can

Pencil Dick

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What’ll it be, ladies? Long and thin or short and stout? What would be more pleasurable- an 8 inch dick that’s one inch thick, or a 1 inch dick that’s 8 inches thick? Because I know what meat-head jocks think you think. One of the first links to come up when you Google “pencil dick vs. tuna can” is this hotbed of homophobia/homo-eroticism from the Bodybuilding.com forum entitled What’s The Ideal Penis Size? (No Homo). Seriously. The highlights:

well i hear girls say all the time that it’s too big etc etc.
so im wonderin whats the ideal penis size.

Wallet size is more important than penis size

Female vag is 8 inches long so u want 8 inches brah

every girl I have ever asked has said that 7-9 inches is perfect, smaller is too small, bigger is too big.

length doesn’t matter .. 7 inch is good but most matters is girth.. good size girth is probably 4 inches i think?

also to seal this post off, no homo

7 inches long, 6 inches in girth is perfect

u shouldnt say no homo cuz u look like zac efron, its not right dude, its not right (shakes head and walks away)

cut or uncut?

wtf? you must be insecure about your sexuality, and how the **** do i look like zac? i got a haircut ill actually post up my new appearance and get flamed

they don’t want a pencil dick, or a tuna can. So somewhere in between

Aha different for evey woman, a 5ft girl ain’t gonna have as deep as a 6ft girl via common sense.

PERSONALLY I LIKE 15 INCHS RIGHT INTO MY ASS. No ****ing homo.

you don’t need to ****ing put no homo, especially when talking about what pleasures the woman most.

I’m pretty sure they feel it when I slam my cock into their uterus

5″ cock
9.3″ girth

that’s fiscally impossible

I might not hit bottom but I will stretch the edges

Most girls honestly don’t care. As long as your above 5″ you’ll be strait. Unless your trying to F*ck a black girl.
Tuna Can

 

Maybe my math is off, but most of these guys claiming they have dicks with a circumference of 6 plus inches are small dick poseurs. My wrist isn’t that thick! The level of insecure douche-braggery is mind boggling. Notice how none of these juice heads mention their balls, because they are probably all on steroids and have cashew-nads.

And not that I’m surprised, but the grammar/spelling here is atrocious. It reads like a one act play written by The Incredible Hulk. Do yourself a favor and check out the entire post. It is pure comedy gold.