1- They’re still making offensive art- offensive to people with good taste, that is!
2- They’re fucking hippies now. In my book, that’s worse than being a Nazi (at least from a fashion standpoint.)
3- They’re still kind of racist. Lamb claims she is a fan of diversity, but when asked about the holocaust, she had this to say-
I just think everyone needs to frickin’ get over it. That’s what I think.
What a sweet little Lamb!
Frankly, now that they’re of age and not as racist, their appeal is kind of lost on me. And what’s up with the hair on blondie? She looks like an old, bloated Debbie Harry. Is she the cancer one? Because if that’s a wig, she can do better. If not, she needs more chemo. I just might have to revoke her bang status. She can still watch me and her sister, though.
Don’t know what the hell I’m talking about? Click HERE.
Aw… This is even cuter than a Prussian Blue video! Makes you long for the days when people still wanted to have sex with the Olsen twins. You know, before they turned 18.
Said clip comes from a little cinematic gem know as Birth of a Nation II To Grandmother’s House We Go. What I want to know is, who’s their grandmother? Gertrud Scholtz-Klink? And how is it nobody at Warner Bros. objected to this? I know this was released in the early 90′s, which is practically pre-civil rights, but still. Studios pay someone to measure the cubic volume of an actor’s crotch bulge; how does throwing chicken at a black guy fly under the radar?
Really, Jezebel? Over a year later? Not really on the forefront of the whole white power news thing, are we? Couldn’t you have at least changed the title a little bit? Or bothered to take two extra seconds to search the internet for a high res photo? Talk about lazy. Lynx and Lamb might just be post-filler to you corporate bastards, but to us they are the barely legal embodiment of the American Dream!
Fine, you scooped me on their mom’s plans to start a dating service for white nationals, I’ll give you that. Good to see her moving on with her life. But what about an update on little Lynxie’s health? Are you so cruel that the physical state of our young, white daughters means nothing? For shame! That is racism against racists, sir. In fact, I’m thinking of starting an anti-racist organization called Racists Against Racism Against Racists, or RARAR, for short.
…and they are looking foin. Maybe there’s something to be said for purity of race (I kid, I kid.) I’m not sure which one is Lynx and which one is Lamb, but the one on the left grew up to be an Amazon, and that’s after I doctored the pic in photoshop. This pic, from January 2008, was the most recent I could find, but I’m sure the duo are hotter and whiter than ever.
Not sure what I’m going on about? This seemingly innocuous pair of jail-baiters is none other than white nationalist folk-rock act, Prussian Blue, all grown up with nowhere to go (well, actually, I guess they’re going to the prom.)
Formed in 2003 by fraternal twins Lynx and Lamb Gaede (ie: their racist, failed musician of a father living vicariously through his kids,) Prussian Blue quickly became a media sensation. The then pre-pubescent waifs thrilled audiences at festivals around the globe while simultaneously being vilified by the press as little blond-haired, blue-eyed monsters.
Oi oi oi skinhead boy, you’re my oi boy.
The name, Prussian Blue, stems from white supremacist claims concerning the lack of Zyklon B residue in Nazi gas chambers, citing it as an inaccuracy of the “holocaust myth.” I’m a lazy summarizer, so we’ll let Wikipedia do the rest:
They recorded and released a debut CD at the end of 2004 called Fragment of the Future, which had both an acoustic folk-rock and a bubblegum pop sound. A year later, they recorded their second album, The Path We Chose, which has a more traditional rock sound… Most of the songs on the second album lack the racial and nationalist overtones of Fragment of the Future and are about more mainstream subject matter, like boys, crushes, and dating.
The duo moved with their mother (April Gaede), their stepfather (Mark Harrington) and their younger half-sister, Dresden, from Bakersfield, California to Kalispell, Montana in 2006 because, in their mother’s words, Bakersfield was “not white enough.” Some of their new neighbors did not welcome them… (and) received threatening letters from members of out-of-state white supremacist organizations.
The duo toured Europe in the summer of 2007, performing at events for white nationalist organizations. Their recent activities have been limited by Lynx’s health problems. As of early 2009, the band’s web site and MySpace page are no longer operational.
You mess with the girl… YOU GET THE HITLER!!!
So, despite all this, is it wrong that these two make my little soldier want to do the Nazi salute? Nein, my friend, nein. You’re in our prayers, little Lynxie. Our prayers and our dreams…
