Your areola are like perfectly shaped communion wafers, my child
And why shouldn’t he? He fucking invented them. Female breast meat is delicious; it’s even in the bible:
let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love
-Proverbs 5:19
See? Despite all the draconian interpretations made by puritanical tyrants, the Bible is one sexy book.
He is risen. IN THE PANTS!!!
This was a big scandal a while back and resulted in the demise of Playboy Portugal, but why? You think Jesus has never seen two lesbians grinding their pussy cheeks all over each other? Why do you think sapphic sex exist in the first place? It must get pretty boring monitoring the “for procreation only” love-making of repressed Catholics, so cut the guy some slack.
And God said, "That's good."
