He sees you when you're sleeping
Some holiday music to accompany this post
Someone must have been very naughty to make Santa this angry. I always suspected he was a dirty old voyeur, and probably banged a few housewives in his time, but I had no idea his kink was this sadistic.
Boom! goes the dynamite.
English translation cobbled together via Babel Fish:
to how much it seems, to you it appeals to feel the orifice clog to it must… therefore you will go crazy for these two candles containing waxes plastic
Orifice clog?!?!? Sounds ominous. Still unsure of Santa’s nefarious plans for the dynamite? Click the above picture to find out IN GRAPHIC DETAIL (link not safe for holidays.) Or you could just skip to the end and play connect the dots. Enjoy!
Fumetti strikes again. And you thought the Japanese were kinky.
