All aboard the Tranny Town Express! Next stop, metoidioplasty!
Duff has been getting manlier by the minute, and this seems to be the logical next step in her TRANS-formation from Disney slut to full blown shemale. How do you compete when you’re not as pretty/talented/interesting as your contemporaries? Establish a niche market.
Her chiseled good looks have already caught the eye of John Cusack, chick friendly actor and noted dandy fop, who cast her in the cinematic bowel movement, War Inc. Said turd is currently enjoying a 23% rating over at Rotten Tomatoes. Stick to playing pussies and stay out of politics, Lloyd Dobler!
Duff is more of a man than John John will ever be, and he likes it that way. He likes strong women. They remind him of his sister, Joan. Are those two twins? I think their genders got switched in the womb. Kind of like a prenatal version of Freaky Friday.