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Roger Ebert Likes Chocolate

Chocolate Bunny

Chocolate Bunny

Sexual chocolate. But we already knew that, didn’t we? Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think Stevie Wonder sang Jungle Fever at the man’s wedding.

I don’t always agree with him, but Roger knows a butt-load about the movies. I’ve consistently enjoyed his musings, and since the tragic loss of his voice due to cancer, he has been writing a lot. Unfortunately, his website loads for shit, at least where I work. They say the blacker the bits, the sweeter the juice, so I don’t see what the internet’s problem is.  Stupid racist internet.

Anyway, he wrote an article about an article he wrote (how meta) about Hughley Hefner concerning the ever-present acronym, NSFW.  In the article within the article (and the outer article itself) he included a tasteful nude (pictured above) of chocolaty love-sensation Azizi Johari. He spoke of her thusly:

I find the dark hue of her skin beautiful. Photographs like this helped men of all races to understand that Black is Beautiful.

My thoughts on the issue? I concur with Roger. Naked ladies, Huzzah! And who doesn’t like chocolate? Even at work. When the mid-afternoon shakes hit and the internet threatens to completely derail productivity, a taste of visual chocolate is just what the doctor ordered. Good lookin’ out, Rodge.

Jesus Loves Titties!

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Your areola are like perfectly shaped communion wafers, my child

And why shouldn’t he? He fucking invented them. Female breast meat is delicious; it’s even in the bible:

let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love

-Proverbs 5:19

See? Despite all the draconian interpretations made by puritanical tyrants, the Bible is one sexy book.

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He is risen. IN THE PANTS!!!

This was a big scandal a while back and resulted in the demise of Playboy Portugal, but why? You think Jesus has never seen two lesbians grinding their pussy cheeks all over each other? Why do you think sapphic sex exist in the first place? It must get pretty boring monitoring the “for procreation only” love-making of repressed Catholics, so cut the guy some slack.

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And God said, "That's good."