Do people still do this? I mean, they don’t even really look good on black guys- I’m just not man enough to tell them that. In fact, I won’t listen to any band that has a white member with dreads (especially if he “plays” the turntables), no matter how good they are. It’s a matter of principle. I hate hippies, and metal hippies are the worst. Take your peace and love and your lice and take a fucking shower, Pig-Pen.

This is one of the first pics to come up when you image search “white guy dreads.” Too bad the guy in the drawing looks like K-Solo with vitiligo. I appreciate the sentiment, but EPIC FAIL.

Any chick desperate enough to sleep with this scum-bag, who henceforth will be referred to as “tarantula head,” should be burned, along with the sheets and the bed and the house said copulation took place in.

The 90′s are over, dude. Time to shave those hair-turds.

Sorry, Jon Favereu. I know you love Counting Crows, but just because you tricked people into paying to see Elf doesn’t mean you can pull off the impossible.

This underage chick would be totally cute if she cut her hair like Natalie Portman in V For Vendetta.


