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The Lactating Step Daughter And Other eRotic Tales

Lactating Step Daughter

Does a body good.

We all know the internet’s a strange place. Hell, I’m a major contributor. But it’s only strange because the world is strange- we just never had such unprecedented access before. In my day, you’d actually have to go to the library and dig around in these things called “books” to sate your curiosity for the curious. How do you think I learned about the Aves and the Apis? The encyclopedia and my mother’s romance novels, that’s how. Thanks, mom.

Speaking of books and the internet and romance, have you checked out the eBook eRotica scene lately? It’s like the wild west out there, if cacti and dirt were incest fantasies and Lolita fetishes. (Strangely enough, both the west and eRotica contain a plethora of steers and queers. Brokeback Borracho!)

Intrigued? Titilated? Looking to make a quick buck? Then check out my article on The Wild West World of eBook Only Erotica over at my writing day job, LitReactor:

We’re not talking Lady Chatterley’s Lover or The Story of O, here. Hell, we’re not even talking the bodice-ripping pirate rape of your mother’s Harlequin Romance. This is unabashed, down and dirty fuck fiction, made specifically to put money in pockets and a rocket in yours.

eBook eRotica Covers

I even try my hand at writing my own eRotic story, although what I wound up with was certainly less pornographic than Fresh Teen Sluts: Bath Time With Daddy or Little Virgin Sister’s Webcam Show. I went a little more… classical. I guess that’s the influence of my mother’s romance novels.  An excerpt, submitted for your one-handed approval:

The undergrowth of her undercarriage shimmered with the sheen of her musk. Glistening liquid orbs trickled down the shaft of her pubic fronds, breaking up into even smaller droplets, ejected in an arc like seed as they met the pliant flesh of her quivering pussy cheeks. These satellite droplets fell like tears, splashing off the porcelain cliffs of her inner thighs, and ran down in rivulets to fill the basin of her cleft like some geological formation at the dawn of time.

“Be gentle, Sir Knight. It is my first time.”

She didn’t say it- she breathed it. The plea tumbled out in a whisper, the word “time” barely avoiding being sucked back in on a sharp intake of air as a finger dipped into her honey-pot.

“That makes this a first for me as well,” The Knight cooed like an over-confident pigeon. “For I have only known the hospitality of a lady by force.”

Her body stiffened, eliciting a smile.

“But you are different, my lady. You are the first I have wanted to give of herself… willingly.”

He hovered over her body, the proof of his words bouncing like a diving board moments after its athlete has gracefully floated towards the watery depths.

“My warrior is yours to command.”

Click on over to LitReactor to find out what happens next. I’ll give you a hint: it involves blue balls and Spike Lee references.

Art or Obscenity? Gloriously Perverted Works Of Internet Anime

Anime-vagina-candleClick to be put on an FBI watch list for uncensored image

Inspired by last week’s human horse-hoodie, I decided to scour the internet like a Brillo pad for more masturbation fodder creepy Anime. Low and behold, all I had to do was Google “creepy Anime” and I immediately hit pervert-dirt. If you want to engage in a discussion about whether the “artist” in question is a demented weirdo or not, head on over to The Internet Is Terrible for the original post. You’ll also want to head over there if the selections I’ve chosen are not enough to sate your appetite for underage cartoon she-males in compromising positions.

Anime-Shemale-Milk

Milk, milk...

Anime-Urine-Soda

...lemonade...

So is this paean to penciled pubescent pudendum obscene? Me personally, I don’t like to judge people’s predilections, even if they do fall into a legal gray area. That being said, FBI, if you are reading this- I present these pictures for educational purposes only. Hopefully they will foster an open forum for discussion, bringing both perverts and non-perverts closer together.

Anime-Frying-Pan-Torture

I don't even know what to say about this one

Get To Second Base With Microsoft’s Kinect

Regurgitated from the press release, via Gamernode (which is a dirty joke in and of itself):

FIRST WORKING DEMO OF KINECT CONTROLLER FOR SEX GAMES INTERFACE!

thriXXX software gmbh, the world’s leading provider of 3D role playing game sex simulation videogames, is adding support for Microsoft’s xBox Kinect device to its line of 3DSexGames titles available at http://www.3dsexgames.com.

Booooooooring. But if you go to http://www.3dsexgames.com, holy shit is that a glory hole of comedy gold, including drilldos, footjobs, and full V-Stroker support!

Virtual Sex

Not only that, there is a whole community of people out there, waiting to participate in a myriad of simulated sexual activities that don’t involve actual human interaction. We’re talking golden showers, pleasuring freakishly large-breasted women, zero G space sex, whatever the hell that last one is… You can even live out your fantasy of being a stud Lambo mechanic who gets under the hoods of cars by day and under the hoods of racer sluts by night.

Video Game Sex

Lambo-Sex

We’ve come a long way since the days of Custer’s Revenge for Atari 2600, although none of the current gen of sex games can even come close to the subversive joy of having pixelated revenge-sex with a bound and gagged squaw. Air-groping some cartoon boobs seems tame by comparison. And sucks for you, Microsoft has already vowed to block such applications of their hardware. So you’re stuck making like The Lawnmower Man and sticking your dick in your USB Fleshlight.