Thank you IO9, the most highbrow of science blogs.
What is a female lady ninja to do when confronted by a more qualified, higher paid male ninja? Even the playing field, by releasing the evil vagina bubble from hell! It’s like releasing the Kraken, only sexier. The unsuspecting dude ninja will be too busy thinking the subservient Asian woman is whipping up a frothy batch of salmon teriyaki and then BLAMMO! He’s trapped inside a pussy fart.
