If you’ve never seen a dude getting blown by a dog, now’s your chance. If you’ve never seen a dude getting blown by a dog get national news coverage, you’ve been living in the dark ages.
Here’s the short version- some “famous” Australian rugby player got wasted and had his teammate’s dog blow him as a prank (that’ll show ‘em!) Consider the prank bar raised, because I don’t think anyone’s gonna top that bit of jackassery any time soon. For some reason, photographic documentation of the incident still exists on Twitter, so click on this link HERE if you hate your eyes. You can almost hear Sarah McLaughlin singing In The Arms of the Angels in the background. If you are interested in more than just the erotic entertainment value of a man getting blown by a dog, you can get the full story HERE.