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Rick Mills Is The Naked Butler

You rang, sir?

You rang, sir?

The Naked Butler and his oddly shaped genitals now haunt my dreams. Click the rinky dink link at your own risk. The pictures are funnier than any commentary I could write. Dude loves to be nude.

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Rick Mills is the world’s ugliest transvestite

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Rick Mills is the World’s Ugliest Transvestite

You lookin' for a date?

What, you thought we were done with this guy? Did anyone even click on the link in the previous post? (My stats indicate, “no.”) To each his own and all that crap, but aren’t womens- and by extension, transvestites- supposed to be beautiful? Or at least trying to achieve some semblance of attractiveness? By someone’s standards? Because this dude is just… ugh.

Im a bad wittle gerwl.

I'm a bad wittle gerwl.

He’s not remotely convincing. I know there is a tran-difference between vestite and sexual, but there are some Filipino trannies who are so lady-like, most men don’t care even after discovering  “daddy’s little secret.” Rick, AKA Ruth, is so unfortunate as to be abhorrent to all sexualities, all genders, and anyone else with a working set of eyes. You’d think he/she’d try to avoid this type of attention, but no, you can check out his/her stomach churning galleries over at NaughtyGirl.org

...and everything nice.

More Naked Superheroes

Excuse me while I scratch my chin...

Courtesy of Rick Mills, the man who brought us Naked Spiderman- whose website is a rabbit hole of stunted Freudian sexuality begging to be analyzed- we proudly present… Captain America’s dick!

That’s right- it’s big and it’s black, and it’s turning the American dream on it’s head and tickling it’s chin. Now that we have a black president, it is an even more appropriate representation of what it means to be a member of this proud nation. Kudos to Tracy Morgan for having the courage to bare it all in these patriotic pics. Click away for the glorious uncensored versions.

But that’s not all! Order now and we’ll throw in Naked Daredevil slow-dancing with a butch lesbian! Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, eat your collective heart out!

Click on me, and youll wish YOU were blind.

Click on me, and you'll wish YOU were blind.