It’s time, my children. I think you are finally ready to be subjected to the nauseatingly erotic musical stylings of the one and only… TONETTA. What is a Tonetta, you ask? Well, if a picture speaks a thousand words then these videos are a dictionary fight during a U.N. trip to the Tower of Babel that turns into an all out orgy. All you need to know is in the videos, but Jason Dean over at
7 inches is the internet’s foremost Tonetta expert, and extols the man’s virtues with the precision a scholar HERE and HERE.
Not only is Tonetta a consummate performer, he is also a lyrical genius. Take, for example, the poetry that is G and B Showers:
Gonna be your drain tonight
You won’t last a week if you don’t release
so please release it all over me
I’ve got no complaints as long as it rainsDump it on me all night
as warm as it is black
I won’t complain, I can handle your crap
Let me be your drain tonight
Don’t be afraid, my child. Those feelings you are experiencing are normal. It doesn’t matter if they are in your heart, your mind or in your crotch. Because Tonetta owns all three. You belong to him now. Go with the nice man.
