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God Is Dead (Slash rapes my childhood in the butt)

Thank you, METAL SUCKS, for alerting me to one of the greatest travesties in human existence.

Not since the holocaust has history been raped so hard. Appetite For Destruction is one of the greatest rock records of all time, and Slash is my favorite guitar player, but this is just unforgivable. Cypress Hill were cool in the 90′s, but FERGIE?!?!? Really, Slash? I know you spent all your Gn’R money on heroin, but come on! You’ve just made Chinese Democracy look like a Beethoven sonata. Axl is laughing all the way to the braid store.

I don’t even think a full-on reunion of the original members of Gn’R could make this one up to me. Fuck you, Slash, for raping my childhood in the butt.

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