***UPDATE***
I’m sure many of you are finding your way here because Crack The Skye finally has leaked, rendering this obnoxious joke pretty much useless. It was fun while it lasted, and garnered me a nice amount of traffic (although not nearly as much as now that it has actually leaked.)
The leak is only 128kps, and is missing the final song, but I can’t wait, and shall be listening shortly.
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…are the words I’m waiting to hear.
Suckaz.
For those who know the history between this band and what’s betwixt my legs, my anticipation should come as no surprise. It was not long ago a young, red-cloaked maiden named Mastodon first pranced her way through my loins to pluck my flesh berries. They loan them back to me on occaision, but my nuts have belonged to the band ever since.
The album’s concept, straight from Brann via Blabbermouth:
“There is a paraplegic and the only way that he can go anywhere is if he astral travels. He goes out of his body, into outer space and a bit like Icarus, he goes too close to the sun, burning off the golden umbilical cord that is attached to his solar plexus. So he is in outer space and he is lost, he gets sucked into a wormhole, he ends up in the spirit realm and he talks to spirits telling them that he is not really dead. So they send him to the Russian cult, they use him in a divination and they find out his problem. They decide they are going to help him. They put his soul inside Rasputin’s body. Rasputin goes to usurp the czar and he is murdered. The two souls fly out of Rasputin’s body through the crack in the sky(e) and Rasputin is the wise man that is trying to lead the child home to his body because his parents have discovered him by now and think that he is dead. Rasputin needs to get him back into his body before it’s too late. But they end up running into the Devil along the way and the Devil tries to steal their souls and bring them down…there are some obstacles along the way.”
I think a paraplegic astral projected back in time to when I was in the womb and sucked my balls into a wormhole of awesome.
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