Some people just can’t be satisfied with good ole’ fashioned porn. Bukkake, triple penetration, golden showers- normal stuff. They have to tart up their fetish, presenting it as “intellectual” or “artistic”. Case in point, the sculptor behind The Unicorn Orgy. I found this on a site called The World Dream Bank, which is a labyrinthine repository of nightmares and nocturnal fantasies. Basically, they use the excuse of uncensored subconscious to post fetish porn. From what I’ve read, the majority of the posts revolve around some form of bestiality (surprise), although the “I had a dream I fucked a dude, but I swear I’m not gay” dream is a close second.
Anyways, some dude spent years sculpting this, after having himself a torrid unicorn sex dream. He added the feral cat-man and wood nymph later. He is very frank when describing his freakish dream, like he is a college psych professor introducing freshman to Freud:
I witnessed a secret reunion of long-separated unicorns–transparent ghostly unicorns–that turned into a wild party, and then… a unicorn orgy!
That last part cracks me up. It’s like he is trying to maintain decorum then is overcome by libido and loses control. The term “Unicorn Orgy” should always be accompanied by an exclamation point. He probably climaxed as he typed it. Needless to say, I place the blame firmly on Unicorn Man‘s taut, lavender shoulders.